Robert Irwin: Take Two

I don't understand why there are pages dedicated to who he is dating on here. Who cares. This is when things start to get weird for me.
I mean I kinda-sorta get it. It's not like he's dropping thirst traps or photoshoot pics every other day. So, it's either talk about w/e else is going on with him or let the thread sink down into oblivion until he does another "work around the zoo w/o a shirt" Tik Tok that some thirsty queen will SS and post lol.
 
I mean I kinda-sorta get it. It's not like he's dropping thirst traps or photoshoot pics every other day. So, it's either talk about w/e else is going on with him or let the thread sink down into oblivion until he does another "work around the zoo w/o a shirt" Tik Tok that some thirsty queen will SS and post lol.
I was about to have a go at the thread for the dating convo too but honestly after reading this? Fair enough. Fair enough.
 
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He’s so phucking pretty that it’s impossible to look at him and not get turned on. He also seems genuinely good natured and bubbly, almost wholesome in a “Disney” kind of way. I’ve never been attracted to bad boys, or the always brooding type. Good manners, a happy disposition, and kindness are what attracts me to a guy....which is why Robert gets me so hot. He seems like the type of guy you could bring to Sunday dinner at your parents house, they will love him, and no one would ever suspect that he can suck a basketball through a garden hose, or happily let you screw him senseless.
 
Like any of us regardless of our age had a chance with him. 1) none of us fucking know him and 2) none of us will ever even meet him 3) He is very likely straight as an arrow. I'm just happy the Robert is finally allowing himself to enjoy the perks of being a young, handsome, dude instead of just shouldering the burden of his father's legacy.
 
On that note, do we think he jerks off a lot? This new girl screams "I don't know how to suck dick"
He’s most likely just as like every other guy his age: horny 24/7, and if there’s no possibility of finding someone to have sex with, he will take matter into his own hands. When I was his age I was getting it on with guys (who were always the same age or close to it) as much as possible, and even that wasn’t enough because I still was beating it all the time. It’s such a turn on that he has probably always been a “good boy”, when you know he likely locks his bedroom door and screws his pillow until he cums, swearing like a sailor the whole time.